Greetings to you, greetings to thee. I come this day with news of three! Does this not fill you all with glee? I'll stop now.

Firstly, I might as well get the news out that most of you are no doubt reading this solely to hear: I am indeed working on a follow-up to Internet University. Hopefully this intrigues you, maybe even excites you (ha, funny Derron). At any rate it can be expected this week, assuming my university work doesn't follow it's demented tendency of randomly piling itself up at my doorstep out of the blue. And while things sporadically appearing from various panes of color are usually totally awesome, in this situation should that happen the story'll most likely be posted sometime Saturday.

Second, I have a question for youze readers out there. "Watching" someone is essentially the DA equivalent of Youtube subscribing to them right? By that i mean if you watch someone you're regularly notified of their recent activity, yes? New artwork, changes, Social Security Information, those kinda things? Wait, on second thought, strike that last one.

Thirdly I hate my life because my Xbox red-ringed (well, not technically but it came down with an equally bad case of "screw you you can keep cursing the heavens and sacrificing goats as much as you want but I'm not f***ing turning on"). This is itself a testament to how much electronics hate me, because earlier in the week I both cracked my iPod and somehow 'activated' a dormant virus on a friend's desktop, rendering it useless aside from ever increasing pop-ups encouraging him to buy some do-nothing software from Russia. Yeah....people need to stop giving me things that fall under the 'could electrocute you' category....it'd probably be for the best.

In retrospect you probably didn't need the third bit of news, but hey without it the awesome-rhyming second sentence wouldn't make sense.