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As sunlight begins creeping over the dorms of Internet University, massive waves of students begin their daily routines, with IMing and long cafeteria load times abound. We join a scene in the bedroom of notable info-maniac personality Twitter as his roommate Facebook attempts to get him out of bed”

Facebook: "Twitter! Come on get up!"

Twitter: "I'm getting up! Stop poking me!"

Facebook: "Well hurry up! I could write four notes by the time you get ready"

Twitter: "Okay, I'm up. Now I'm putting on my sock"

Facebook: "I don't need the play by play, Tweet"

Twitter: "Dang, I can't find a good shirt. I'm now searching my closet. I’m still looking"

Facebook: "Seriously, man. So unnecessary"

Twitter: "Kinda like that layout change I caught you formatting last week."

Facebook: "Shut it! Myspace is comin' in"

Myspace: "H3y GuYs! I 4m t3h c00lz!"

Twitter: "I am confused. I am hoping FB understands what Myspace said"

Facebook: "Myspace, bro, I asked you not to do that"

Myspace: "I d0n7 n33d y0uR cR4p, FB. I 4m t3h b35t!!!!1"

Twitter: "I am now asking FB why his little brother is acting so oddly"

Facebook: "He's been doing this for a while now. I don't know what happened. He used to be pretty popular too. But now…dang"

Myspace: "I 4m 57ILL t3h c00lz! My hUnDr3d5 0f 4dv3rTI53m3nT5 s4Y s0!"

(A scream roars in from off stage)

"YOUR NOT KOOL, YOU F#@%ING Fg!"

Facebook: "Oh great. Here he comes"

(An erratically dressed youth storms into the room, attempting to light a cigarette. He fails, and promptly glares at his fellows with a face smeared in black make-up)

Twitter: "Youtube just entered the room"

Youtube: "HEY F#$KERS WASSUP!"

Facebook: "Do you really need to do that?"

Youtube: "DO I REALLY NEED TO DO YOUR MOM? WHY YES, Fg!"

Twitter: "I am now remembering how offensive Youtube's comments usually are"

Google: "What's this shouting? Is there a problem here?"

Facebook: "Mr. Google!...uh actually, Sir, Youtube here was being quite obnoxious."

Google: "Reaaally? Well, well, Mr.Tube. I'm sure you remember last time you spoke out against my will."

Youtube: "SHUT THE F@#$ UP, YOU NAZI! THIS ARE CENSORSHIP MAN! HIS NOT MY FATHER!"

Google: "Don't make me search for ways to silence you, son. Cause I will, and I'm sure as hell feelin' lucky"

Youtube: "Noooo! LET DONT HIM TAKE ME YOU F@#$ERS! YOU GUYS SUCK A## JUST LIKE JEWS AND BLACKS AND GOD AND GRAMMAR!"

(Google drags Youtube off stage as the confused lad screams out a disturbing version of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley)

Twitter: "Youtube has been taken away by Mister Google. He is probably in ‘maintenance mode’ right now"

Facebook: "Don't even joke about that, Tweet"

Myspace: "H3 h4d 1t c0m1nG. H3's s0 0ff mY t0P 31ghT"

Facebook: "I really doubt he cares, Myspace"

( Yet another student of IU stumbles into the room, having overheard the argument with Youtube and Google. This young man, however, is neatly dressed in a sweater vest and rounded glasses that easily compliment his abnormally circular head. He straightens his posture and addresses Facebook)

"Actually, statistics show that over 80 percent of MySpace friends feel the prestigious position of being among someone's 'top eight' is ‘truly something worth achieving.’ Tom Anderson, founder of Myspace, agrees with this sentiment, having been quoted several times defending the Top Friends mechanic in public”

Twitter: “I am now greeting Wikipedia”

Facebook: “Hey Wiki”

Wikipedia: “As I have previously stated several times prior to this incident, I do not appreciate the moniker ‘Wiki’ as that distorts my otherwise pristinely professional persona ninja turtle”

Myspace: “Wh4T?”

Facebook: “Wiki have you been messin’ with the editing again?”

Wikipedia: “I utilize the editing portion of my abilities only when required, as I serve as both a resource and a tool to all the strippers that landed on Venus yesterday”

Facebook: D@##it, he’s back on the horse. You told us you’d stop that crap, Wiki. Remember last time? You nearly failed outta English because you insisted that Thoreau was an undead Power Ranger.

Twitter: “I am recalling a memory of Wikipedia also failing Philosophy because he refused to take a stand on anything being discussed”

Wikipedia: “I am an unbiased person, Twitter, unlike Paris Hilton, who was in my bed last night with a rubber frying pan.”

Myspace: “M4n, tH1s 3d1TinG 5TufF 50unD5 4w350mE.”

Facebook: “Myspace, so help me…..listen, Wiki, we need to know where you got this stuff. Who’s your supplier?”

Wikipedia: “My supplier is Aaron Carter, the last samurai of Whales. Reference needed!”

Twitter: “I am starting to believe this is hopeless”

Facebook: “Hold on everyone.” (Facebook runs into the hall) “Hey! Hey, Mr. Google!”

Myspace: “d4nG 1t wHy’5 h3 g0T T0 g3T g00gl3 b4Ck 1n H3r3. 1 w45 jU5t 4b0uT t0 p05T s0m3 N4UghTy P1x!”

Twitter: “I have lost my appetite”

( Facebook re-enters with Mr. Google close behind )

Facebook: “See, sir? I don’t know what else there is to do. He can’t tell us where he got it”

Google: “Mr. Wikipedia, what is my name?”

Wikipedia: “The Sun is widely considered the largest sumo in the galaxy, though James’ mom would have to come close”

Google: “This is worse than I thought. You did a good thing coming to me, Mr. Facebook. Your actions get more than a few Likes from me.”

Facebook: “What about the supplier?”

Google: “Oh don’t worry about that. I’ve got him this time. This time, Ebay’s goin’ down hard”
They're websites, but they're people! Get it??


Also if you liked this, check out the pure awesomeness that is this picture based on the cast! -> [link]

Part 2 is up! Bada Bing ->[link]
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:iconfatally-volatile:
Fatally-Volatile Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
This is probably one of the greatest things I have ever read on here. Fantastic. XD
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:iconxeonartomega:
XeonartOmega Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
You got youtube dead on bro!!! XD
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:iconririsqueak:
RiRiSqueak Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Lol! XD
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:icontime-raining:
Time-Raining Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
This is great, very creative! :)
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:iconextreme810:
extreme810 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Bloody brilliant
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:iconxxvictoriathegreatxx:
XxVictoriaTheGreatxX Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
so funny
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:iconnimine54:
Nimine54 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like this! xD
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:iconotomegirl42:
OtomeGirl42 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO I love this! XD
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:iconmuffinz23:
muffinz23 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is amazing. I'd never think of those websites as people! Great job! Twitter's speech patterns amuse me.
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:iconsilenthilllz:
Silenthilllz Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconsunlightsmarrow:
sunlightsmarrow Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
MySpace must die.
Their personas are so wonderful!
Facebook is :heart:
Twitter's pretty good, too.
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:icondr-pepper-vampire:
dr-pepper-vampire Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011
myspace + l33t speak? I'm in love XD thats simply perfect.
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:iconmadjesters1:
MadJesters1 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011  Student Filmographer
This is almost like Hetalia..... except it's the internet. XD
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:iconlacesnflowers:
lacesnflowers Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
this is just awseome!
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:iconkantah:
Kantah Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011
Awesome! But why do I imagine Mr. Google to have an English accent?
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:iconkaptain-kat:
Kaptain-Kat Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
This. This is sheer amazing. 8D
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:iconminteyy:
Minteyy Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is a great idea! Haha, very cool,

Heh, Myspace talks like Terezi... :iconpervytereziplz:
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:iconroroo18:
roroo18 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011  Student Writer
Omg, this is prolly the most hilarious thing I've ever read. bravo to you!
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:iconmaxridelover:
maxridelover Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011
COOLIO you should add in like Fan Fiction like a girl w/ a lot of books and friends w/ deviant ART
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:iconstormbadger:
Stormbadger Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This piece, and of course the rest of the series are and will be some of the most entertaining fiction I've ever read.
:iconmoarplz: Heh, me using plz acoounts, a rare event.
:+fav: x4
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:iconjim66:
jim66 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011
I believe facebook should have a unique habit too as for example ,taking photos all the time and uploading them
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:iconmurasakisosai:
MurasakiSosai Featured By Owner May 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha 8D
love it! but Myspace is really difficult to read :o
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:iconhylianlycan:
HylianLycan Featured By Owner May 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha this is the funniest thing ever
I'm so tempted to voice act this with my friends
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:iconvgqueen765:
VGQueen765 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
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:iconannoyingasallhell:
annoyingasallhell Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is so awesome i love it :thumbsup:
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:iconzeldabuddy:
zeldabuddy Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011
"...and I'm sure as hell feelin' lucky"
god, this is hilarious!
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:iconspanishskull:
spanishskull Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
This is completely wonderful. =D
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:icondjchocolate-lover:
DJChocolate-Lover Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010  Student General Artist
This is awesome, though it' giving me a headache trying to figure out what on earth Myspace saying :D
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:iconakanesarumara:
akanesarumara Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010  Student Writer
I am just... astonished by how accurate YT and Wikipedia are xdxdxdxd
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:iconzoodude254:
zoodude254 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010
this is a play?

AWESOME!

XD Wiki...
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:iconmondlied:
Mondlied Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Gosh. Awesome! xDD
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:iconmaricandre:
MariCAndre Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2010
wooww
youtube's a rebel
twitter is the oversharer
google knows all
wikipedia is a confused liar
myspace is...not as cool as he thinks
and facebook is the mediator :P
awesomeness!!
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:icontarik94:
Tarik94 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010
lol'd
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:iconstrangexandxstranger:
lol I love youtube!!! XD
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:icontakohiko:
takohiko Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2010
i was soo hapy wen i maneged to red myspais comments XD i diddent get it before the noty picture sentens XD
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:iconvikky321:
Vikky321 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE THIS! :la:
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:iconjonakeloh:
Jonakeloh Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
youre a celever guy, you know that right?
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:iconshalimahon:
ShaliMahon Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010  Student General Artist
how do YOU picture youtube to look like?
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:iconshalimahon:
ShaliMahon Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010  Student General Artist
this is a really neat idea! idk if anyone asked u already, but can i make a comic/graphic novel or something out of ur dialog?? it would be amazing if i could. :D
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:iconmoonstruckmuse:
moonstruckmuse Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
Ahhhhh. I love personification!
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:iconcoldra:
ColDra Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2010
I first saw the picture to this - and the story sounded interesting, so I read the first one! And it was awesome, nice work! :)
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asb1689 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Oh this is great! I had a hard time understanding myspace but I think that was the point yes?
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:iconyochi-kun:
yochi-kun Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hmmmm...... I wonder....... youtube, niconico and nicosound....... oooooh boy :noes:
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HypocriticalYou Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2010   Traditional Artist
Omfg this is sooooo funny! I love it sooo much. Lol... youtube... so perfect. And Twitter. Lol! It's great!
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:iconthe-dork-side:
The-Dork-Side Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Really original idea actually. :) Is Google's rival Yahoo? jk ^^
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TheFutureEmpress Featured By Owner May 6, 2010
This is so good!
[link]
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:iconhahahyper:
hahahyper Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2010
xDDDDDDDDDDD LOVEE IT!!! :3
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:iconkona-chaaaaaaaaaan:
KOna-chaaaaaaaaaan Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2010
Nice, nice. Very nice. The only thing that annoyed me was that it was in 'script form'. But it's still awesome enough to overcome that little thing that I found annoying...I wish Google was my teacher :iconohjoyplz:
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NoMoShi Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2010  Professional General Artist
Found this through the mentioned picture of the cast.
Can't tell you anything you don't already know about it, eh? Will jus fave it then and check out the sequels.
Thanks a lot for the cool, funny stuff!
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:iconatlantiluna:
atlantiluna Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2010
This made me crack up within the first few lines... :D And I usually don't read literature stuff on DA, I am recommending this others now :D Brilliant work, please keep it up! :dalove:
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