Back from the Grave!

[Pre-Journal Entry Note: There is currently a banner at the top of my screen that encourages me to "Make Babies!" through some sort of viru-I mean photo manipulation software. I find this possibly the least entertaining way to make babies imaginable. Unless...nope still the worst]

HEY GUYS! I know, right? I'm totally not dead! Crazy! Smilie for dramatic effect! =O Average reader face! -_-

So I could bore you all with a story of where I've been these past...holy crap, OCTOBER. That was the last time I posted something?? Crap, I've been slacking off, and you know what I'm gonna do about it? New stuff flying your way tommorrow! Hell yeah, Derron's back in the game now, and not just hyper on Cinnamon Toast Crunch! Not this time! Okay...slightly.

So what's happening, everybody? I heard it's a new year now; we're out of the ones. That's some trippy stuff. Has anyone but me actually thought about that? We're living in 2010. That's the year that everyone back in the 80s and early 90s would reference as, like, the dawn of the moon colonies and flying ice cream men and robot mercenaries. We kinda, didnt make it to any of those, but...uh...we've got monkey waiters in Japan! Advancement!!

On an entirely unrelated tangent, a couple people have recently awarded me llamas. Thanks! But now I'm not sure how to respond. Do I give a llama back? Do I breed them and sell the offspring? Do I ride them into the night, off to liberate yet another oppressed Mexican villa to the tune of a passionate Latin rhythm? I do hope it's the last one, I would like a taco.